dear life, i get it, drinking is not a contest
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
I just busted my ass on the ice in front of my entire AA meeting. As if being there wasn't embarrassing enough.
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
Dont ask, hes out back rolling around in the yard freaking out. literally just had a 15 minute conversation, only word i could make out was "yellow"
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
She makes walking on a treadmill look like a porno. I wish I could send over shots as an ice breaker.
That's effing brilliant. We should start a business.
I told your dad we had a nice lunch and hung out for awhile. It seemed more appropriate than "I had a bite of his canned chili and then we ripped each others clothes off."
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
He literally took a shit in my bathroom and then broke up with me.
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
Nothing screams "crazy cat lady" like a nursery in your house when you're over 30, single and have no kids.
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
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