i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
My parole officer gave me condoms and a Starbucks gift card ... happy holidays.
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
My sister was not impressed when she got here. I was standing in the doorway in my underwear drinking a beer. At 2pm. On a Monday.
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
my cockatiel has aquired a taste for beer. I should not be allowed to own exotic pets.
I walked into her room to find her sitting on the end of her bed with her heads in her hands talking to herself. She kept muttering things like "What? How? No. What? I don't --- How?" $10 says she's pregnant.
I'll see to your $10 and raise you $40.
Just realized I'm still chewing the same gum post blow job. This Stride shit really has everlasting flavor. They should totally have an ad campaign based on blow jobs.
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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