ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
i hate when u poo a lot and when u wipe theres no poopy residue on the TP. it makes me feel like my butt hole is hiding something from me. just had 2tell sum1.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
Hahahaaa There's this one girl crying hysterically and wrapped around (i believe) her ex's leg. He's trying to shake her off without spilling his beer. This is fucking priceless.
Ran into his mom at the bar, i told her "i know he's married now but I'd still do him"
all I'm saying is that my epic blow jobs have made grown professional football players cry in ecstasy
Wanna play whack-a-mole in my pants?
Your word choices worry me.
I just wish he'd leave so I can vomit in peace.
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
fucked him on the porch to avoid the chanting that always happens when we leave the bedroom. backfired when a group of freshman walked by and started screaming like fucking babies.
PLEASE LET MY BIRD FUCK YOUR BIRD
he's trapped himself under a bed and is screaming at a robot dog to give him a blowjob
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