you turned your livingroom into a bong?
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
I woke up this morning in the house, I didn't realize it was physically possible to duct tape a person to the wall...
Celebrating anything "Eve" is never a good choice! I feel like my soul's been put in a blender on the "destroy" setting- in other news: Happy 4th of July
I told my doctor about us having twin chlamydia
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
I'm petting the cat while shitting. This is all I ever wanted
woke up to a case of keystone on my porch when I went to bed at seven that morning.. I think it's someone's peace offering for getting my roommates car towed
she texted me 'with freud,' which i thought was drunk for 'i'm with my friend.' but nope, she was actually on a statue of the psychologist sigmund freud.
I'm either a high functioning alcoholic or I'm making the most of the fact that this is the last year that its socially acceptable to be black-out drunk five days a week.
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
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