Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
Wine floats aren't as good of an idea as they seem
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
This girl just texted me asking me to drop her cheese. What the fuck for that mean?
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
Also, I just realized you seduced me while in a batman onesie... Well done, sir. Well done.
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
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