your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
I faked an abortion last night.
My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.
obama could have borrowed sotomayor's dick when he threw out that that first pitch like a girl last night
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
somehow a sneeze triggered me puking over everyone in the car
Dude he's the best wing man ever. He starts creepin' on a woman, and she clings on to you out of fear.
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
We're using joints as your birthday candles
You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
Robert just walked in drunk, grabbed my Jameson from me, told me to let him do his thing, and spilled it all over the coffee table. Then he told me to grab a funnel because he was going home.
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
He's honking my boob in his sleep
It's innocent and endearing in some way
Randomize
