she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
Im am drinking whisky alone in my parents basement. I think I just watched the point of no return stroll by.
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
it's like god just wants me to be high for five days in a row. keep the blizzards coming.
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
I hope the walls stop moving before my manager notices that i'm still drunk.
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
Besides. I seriously had a dream that George W Bush came over and slapped some tabs down on my kitchen counter and said "let's get juiced.". It was a sign to not get too fucked up
So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
Last night you made me help you pick the raisins out of a kashi bar and acted like it was the most important thing to ever happen to you or our friendship
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
Drank your wedding present. Sorry
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
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