Apparently he's never heard a queef, he totally thought I farted and got freaked out.
just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
She just sent me a picture of a heart. I need to stop fucking freshman...
Sacagawea was the original milf.
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
WHEN THE FUCK DID MCDONALD'S DECIDE TO QUIT SERVING BURGERS AT 1:00AM?
I would peed on everything
Does the room smell any better?
Yeah, i sprayed perfume. It smells like Victoria's Secret, if Victoria's secret was that she was homeless.
Get up, biotch, before I come traipsing in there to rip apart whatever god-forsaken spoon you have going on between the two of you and your dog.
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
Could you just like have a friend who feels bad for me and secretly always wanted to have sex with me
When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day šš#pensacolaproblems
You peed in a public fountain and then felt bad so you put dish soap in it; 4 ft tall bubbles.
Heās older
Like āhas a job and pays his billsā older or āstill watches porn on DVD because he canāt figure out the Internetā older?
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