can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
how the FUCK am I supposed to macarena while doubble fisting?
when my professor asked "does anyone know what streches across south america" and a kid in the back row said "my exgirfriends vagina" i knew i was at home.
Woke up to the first three complete chapters of my new novel titled "If My Dick Could Talk" waiting for me on my laptop
U asked everyone for their hoodies so u could "safely hug the cactus"
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
I walked home with an awkward asain couple. There was a language barrier but I think we're friends now.
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
How's my sex life is me mastubating next to her dog. that's how it's going.
That sounds worse than that time you thought out an entire story of how big bird would kill you
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
Her hand jobs are magic. They smell like vanilla and awesomeness. She made me forget how to walk
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