Oh shit, I think we need to get you a hobby that doesn't include penises
I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
closing bar tabs have helped me with simple math in college.
so,apparently a side effect from having sex on the beach is now i have a tanline shaped like your sister
i hate you
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
I stopped in the middle of puking to wish you a happy birthday, so by default it means a lot.
If you value my life, if you value your own, please look for that godforsaken cookie. Please.
Remember how he wouldn't sleep with me "out of respect"? Well, Mr. Respect just fingered me in a parking garage.
If you're gonna show up unannounced on hangover day, you better have coffee doughnuts and a boner
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