I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
Pre-pickelized cucumber-hand invasion!! RUN!!!!!!!!!!
I was arrested last night for attempting to flee and elude. I wasn't really trying to run from the police. I was drunk and lost in the woods. I thought it was pretty obvious when I was waving at them from my puddle of puke that I wasn't really hiding.
when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
I was on my way last night when some asshole yelled "make better life choices" out the window of his car. I felt so self conscious I went home.
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
im pretty sure i tried to use axe body spray to cover up the strong urine smell coming from my jeans. im also pretty sure that it didnt work.
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