I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
Bless her heart. Her stupid, drunk, adderall-ed heart.
I've counted 3,503 loops of fabric on my carpet so far. FUCK YOU ACID!!!
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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