Also, the republican called me again last night. He called me dumb and ugly then begged to come over. Gosh... he knows how to make me want him...
im gay
i know
yea but for you.
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
how convenient is it that the kid i'm fucking lives right next to planned parenthood?
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
Exactly how does jacking off in my purse count as a 'early christmas present'?
You disinfected one of his friends, buttered the jeans of the other one. And you poured every liquid you could reach on the floor, including cooking oil and green tea. It wasnt a great first impression
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
Let us bow our heads and pray that I don't throw up in the tub
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
My liver is preforming stress tests.
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
Its like a glacier coming out of my asshole.
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