Apparently he's never heard a queef, he totally thought I farted and got freaked out.
I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
It's mornings like this that make me happy to have a clean pair of underwear in my purse.
Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
im just going to make a prayer circle of top ramen packets and cheap beer
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
You're the only person I know that could get laid while visiting their grandpa in florida
I need a nap, Harry Potter movies, and dick in this exact order after work.
Stop calling him just to say, "my vagina misses you."
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
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