I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
I don't even know how sober sex starts anymore
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
She insisted on fucking on the futon mattress on the floor, answered the phone call from her boyfriend who was on his way to pick her up, and then had the audacity to ask if I was clean
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
You can kiss the security deposit goodbye after you and your boyfriend did donuts on his moped in the middle of the apartment. It was impressive since you were both too drunk to walk.
He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
He called from a stranger phone to say. He was a t a liquior store and there was a long line they have no condoms. This is the guy i was gonna go on a date with
Atleast he is letting you know he will be late
You have no idea I looked like the porno version of Laura Ingalls Wilder
Showed up to the airport to find my fuck buddy is on the same flight. Do you think he'd be intertested in the mile high club?
I must stop trying to make out with my friends when I'm hammered.
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