I dont abuse you, i just hit you while we have sex
I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
He asked me to coffee and I had no choice but to be honest. So naturally I told him that sobriety and monogomy are not two of my strong suits.
He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
if all that ever happens for the rest of forever is drinking wine and eating popcorn, ill be okay
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
She just broke into my apartment while I was asleep, woke me up and drunkenly tried to seduce me for about 2 minutes, then passed out..
She told me she ate a whole pizza today, and I just wanted to hug her forever.
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
Will you be doing the frenzied booty dance of passionate ownage on my penis tonight
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
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