it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
I'm watching tv and he's trying to stick a vibrator in my ass
he sent me a winky sad face. i cannot deal this level of pathetically needy flirtatiousness.
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
There where 3 half naked girls passed out on the pool table, I crawled under it and just as I was about to go to sleep some guy walks up and says: "dude nice spot" walks away and comes back with a pillow.
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
I think we might need a safe word for this...
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
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