I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
he asked me to smell his eyeballs.
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
To be honest I don't know what's worse, the fact that I interupted their shower sex or the fact that I was so drunk I used the adjoining stall anyway
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
We're in ER. He's high on morphine and I'm drunk. Gonna score some bed pans for jello shots.
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
He could smell the liquor on my breath. Fuck. I thought he would smell French toast.
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
The cat just walked up and made eye contact with me while I had sex. I'm going to have to burn the house down with him in it.
Who would you rather hang with tonight, drunk me or high me?
We were gonna go out drinking tonight but she found out she's pregnant so are you free
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