I'm home now. bring me food and boobies
I just spent my lunch hour driving around campus yelling "TRADE LIVES WITH ME!" to all the freshmen moving in
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
I wasn't trying to make you feel bad, I just agreed with you that your life does suck.
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
i just opened the overnight bag i packed at 2am last night. Apparently all i thought id need was a handful of quarters, mascara and one sock
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
I asked if he wants to help me spring forward at 2am on Sunday. He seems down.
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
Pretty sure the guy at the Halloween party dressed as an ice cream man is working his way through the building without a care for gender or age. He high-fives me on his way out each morning.
Wait you actually sent a text to your self saying “love you I miss you"?
Oh yeah, nothing says welcome home like walking in on your parents having sex on your bed while the dog is watching, they told me to wait until they were done...
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
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