ready 4 sex 2nite?
wow. woo me matt, woo me.
Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
I just made this asian woman on the boardwalk that was giving 20 dollar massages upset after I asked her if a happy ending comes with it.
he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
I KNOW you don't honestly think you can pay me back in lotto tickets.
Do you think my bosses would frown upon Jameson with breakfast on this holiest of days?
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
I'm having a staring contest with a raccoon.
Where the hell are you
He's winning.
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
Well, that now makes it the 4th girlfriend in a row to cheat on me. I don't even care anymore...I'll date a prostitute and not even worry.
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
Randomize
