Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
PS- did you die? If you did just text "dead" to me, so that I know.
just took batteries out of my vibrator to play wii guitar hero. think i am gonna regret that move later tonight.
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
Just made my alarm the Lion King song. Too excited about waking up to sleep.
Then you ran outside and said you were gonna give the snowman a blowjob
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
i just masturbated in footie pajamas. there's no judgement here.
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
He added me on LinkedIn while I was baking weed brownies in the boxers he left here... Is this adulthood?
Costco cheesecake and whisky. A night made in heaven
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
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