did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
You brought a jar of mayonnaise to bed. It doesn't get any worse than that.
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
It's the kinda thing that makes you wanna buy a rainbow flag and fight republicans and kiss girls
Ah, Christ. I just saw a D lister I made out with once on a Rock Of Love rerun. Why are you asleep right now? Some weird shit is happening.
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
Highlight your past hook-ups. You've been stabbed, shot at, run over, and chased down the road...no you can't bring new bar bitch over here!
Dude she has a friend!!!!
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