Pregnant stripper...not hot.
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
He left his own bachelor party to bring me weed. Then smoked with me. Tell me I'm not his favorite-ex-friends-with-benefits.
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
The woman that sang I Touch Myself died today. There's only one appropriate way to honor her memory.
I'm on the job.
So I'm texting her. How do I steer the conversation toward "I honestly would be fine never seeing you again"?
Make sure you plan your visit for October. That's ACL festival, it's like every Bro in the country converges on Austin. My vagina wants to go hunting.
After pissing all over her van its a lot easier to look her in the eye than I thought.
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
Went to the lab to print and realized the guy next to me was the one we stole all the beer from last night..... Oops
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
Did I literally just offer a blowjob for help moving? Yes. Yes, I did.
Randomize
