I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
Why does my right nut always hang lower than my left nut?
Is a box of franzia too insincere of a gift for "i'm sorry I backed into your toddler with my car"?
He tipped the stripper with quarters. After that not even the waitress would talk to us. I had to move to another table to get a lapdance
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
The walk of shame is a lot easier when I'm at a music festival and it's 12 feet from his tent to my tent
You are living the dream.
It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
Everything is scary i hate being an adult i hate responsibility tell me a dick joke
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