everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
I was literally just a half conscious dildo.
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
And there was a legally blind kid in a ref costume doing surprisingly well at beer pong who was passing out business cards
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
I was like can I please fuck your hips back into realignment
It's 3 am and I'm buying cat food and batteries for my vibrator. Good thing I shaved my legs for this.
Laziness has hit a new level. I'm out of clean sexy underwear and meeting a boy tonight so I'm having a thong delivered via post mates.
nothing like waking up to a voice mail saying your std test came back negative
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
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