she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
Ten minute nap on a staircase honey badger don't care
I love you. Mom got to wasted at the wedding that she threw up on my shirt.
I just said "okay we have 20 minutes to get each other off, ready... Set... Go!" and he picked me up and threw me on the bed. I almost came just from that.
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
Let's try finding a bar where there aren't people who want to hang me from a tree by my nutsack
My phone just said I texted someone at 430a and said let's fight. Then I texted them an hour later and said thanks.
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
I have got to move on from this "sleeping with every drug dealer I meet" phase.
Randomize
