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I basing my decision on whether or not to date someone on whether I could imagine having sex with them sober
Her best friend sent her a random hate text and the song they played at her father's funeral came on the radio. I just got cock blocked by the universe
Finding a keg in our kitchen would be like god personally high fiving each of us.
My sister was crawling her way home and kept asking us to carry her,then she insisted on grabbing at our ankles til she passed out, how was your night?
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
How on earth did you break your wrist?
I went into someone's yard so I could pee and I found a tireswing
I'm just saying, I walked in on you blowing a burrito. I now understand how obsessed you are with Taco Bell. And how long it's been since you've got some.
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
Where does drinking Flat, warm beer from two days ago rank of the No Fucks Given scale?
Stop leaving buckets of wine at my house.
You wanna come over?
Too high to be booty called. My cereal is growing hair.
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
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