How the hell am I supposed to know what lotion to get her? They should have a dressing booth where I could go test how good it is for jerking off, then I'd know.
You were high and telling me you felt like Pinocchio and that fire was bad for wood.
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
Lesson of the night: never take shots out of a bottle you found under a couch in a frat house. I have no idea where I am
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
Life is too short to have fake orgasms.
She's like an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, tossed in miller light, inside a question. Nobody can explain a Heather.
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
The rest of the concert I just stared at the lights and didn't really listen to the music cuz I was trying to make sure my brain still worked cuz my face was numb and I couldn't move... Yeah I'm not a weed brownie person
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
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