You're gonna have to start calling my house phone from now on
How come?
Cuz 'Dad' looked pretty similar to the word Dane when i sent that picture message
words cant express how excited I am to make January 1st our own personal version of The Hangover
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
She gave me a bj in her parent's kitchen while I ate the rest of her mom's birthday cake. Fuck. Yes.
I feel like I've been slapped by Gods icy cold dick of vengeance.
He said he had bite marks on his back... Turns out he had to throw me over his shoulder, and I was really reluctant.
It was sunday, you had a camel back of bloody mary stumbling around a dog park with no dog.
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
What's the polite way to say "hey I don't actually want to fuck you, I just swiped right on you because you didn't like me in high school and I needed validation"
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
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