just went to get groceries. a cashier said she saw me last night. i guess i carried a broom back from the party and swept the street the whole walk back...and i claimed to be in the cast of wicked
so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
Because when I say 'You shouldn't drink anymore', she hears, 'I personally challenge you to chug 3 more mixed drinks'
Hey do you have a way to post bail? If not we can hook you up. If a police officer is reading this please ask him and respond in a timely fashion. I am concerned for my imprisoned friend
Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
Well, when you bump into your parents at a swingers meetup, it's time to change cities
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
I've discovered my ability to crush a man's ego is greater than my hate for beer.
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
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