i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
Jesus can read your poker face... He is not pleased
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
I've slowly been stuffing french fries down his pants. I'm at 31 and he hasn't even noticed.
I just walked into my exam wearing a mans tshirt and Alex's size 13 crocs twenty min late carrying only a pencil and my heels...I'm not real
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
I'm going as either a recovering alcoholic, or as a guy who came to the party straight from work. Too literal?
It's a 'fuck poison control' kind of night.
I'm staying at his house to solve the homeless situation. There's a freezer bag of weed in the fridge. He doesn't know it's there, and he's not missing it so I may have an income soon.
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
Did you put Adderal in the fishtank in the lobby? The fish are acting like Olympic sprinters. Asshole.
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