Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
The weird kid in front of me is reading an article titled "why don't i have a girlfriend?" the article then continues to talk about the mathematical equation for obtaining a girlfriend. exhibit a of why he is single
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
I just woke up wearing retainers... they are most definitely not mine
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
Also, new rule: You are no longer allowed to send me a text with the word "dildo" in it before 10am.
Starting drinking whiskey at eight. Already had ten girls looking up my kilt to make sure I'm wearing it right.
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
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