She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
Her life has all the ingredients for a how to book: Making Your Life an Epic Fail
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
Most the numbers in my phone are mistakes. It's a virtual graveyard of people I should never pick up for.
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
He drunk dialed T-Mobile at 3am and talked to them for 45 minutes and got his phone bill lowered from $80 to $60... Best drunk dial ever.
I don't know who he was, where he came from, or where he went, but he just handed me a bowl of mac and cheese and left. It was good too.
bringing a ziploc bag full of Jim Beam to the movies may not have been the best idea.
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
i'll booty call him tonight after the radiohead concert, that way he can see his favorite band and his favorite vagina all in one night.
She rode an inflatable shark down the stairs. Viva shark week.
In light of this week's heat-wave, we are having a house vote tonight on the temporary suspension of the "no smoking indoors" clause. Please bring your voting cards to the living room at 6:30pm
Point of Clarification: by "voting card" we mean a full beer and/or shots
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
CTFD. There’s plenty of dick in the sea! This is Vegas, we import dick. \nWorst case scenario we get a rental penis
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