I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
every single kid we've ever known, every single person we've gotten blow jobs from, every single person we've hit home runs with... is at dennys right now
I just threw up during my phone interview for the largest PR firm in the world.
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
On a completely unrelated note I think I have carpal tunnel
Again, totally unrelated
Benefits of having to stay in jail for the weekend: learned how to make my own make up out of colored pencils. Also how to make use of toothpaste for hair products. Downfall was probably getting hit on by a murderer. Only me.
i fell into a bathtub last night and broke the fall with my forehead. my forehead is bruised
We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vvodka and comparing nipples. I havfe never been so comfortable in my life.
Tomorrow I'm going to tape my thumbs to my palms and my biceps to my abdomen to learn what it's like to be a t-rex for a day. Anyone else in?
Honestly his girlfriend says she hates me cause she thinks im trying to get him to cheat on her with me...she should hate me cause i already accomplished that.
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
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