At a bar where three women in denim shorts are debating techniques and skillsets for wrangling goats. You stay classy Delaware.
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
whenever music plays i find myself always doing kegels to the beat. its like the new foot-tapping
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
Also. Picked being late to work over the maid finding my vibrator. Life choices....
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
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