I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
I vomited in the sink and my bra was in there...I don't even have words to describe this hangover confusion
she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
I stole another quarter from the bathroom. I'm slowly getting rich drinking here.
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
Remember that pineapple I soaked in vodka last month? Just found it- nothing is growing on it? Think it's safe?
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
DONT TELL ME I CANT HAVE AN ENTIRE BOTTLE OF VODKA AT DINNER. IM AN ADULT. I PAY BILLS.
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
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