I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
he's washing the lighter in the sink and telling me to picture unicorns. requesting backup.
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
The holidays are too long. I always run out of adderall before I run out of family. you got any left?
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
How is it that I know 4 different bartenders who won't charge me for drinks, but I can't get laid?
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
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