i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
He was eating mac and cheese. Raw. Like as in he was eating the uncooked noodles then pouring the dry cheese in his mouth.
The couch is in the bathroom. I don't understand how that is even possible. I couldnt even fit that shelf thingy through the door. Come help. I am about to pee my pants.
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
You know what, don't even answer. Just promise me you'll go to the Corner of Shame when you get home.
We really gotta change brands again because 2-ply is making us feel like the celebrities we aren't.
We didn't mean to put a petting zoo in the elevator.
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
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