Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
I was just standing there and then BOOM! She was attacking my face with her mouth.
I don't get it, man. She treated me like a sexual predator but treated you like a piece of meat.
Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
a commercial for my antidepressant came on and they said you shouldn't take if if you drink right as i took a shot
god is laughing at you again
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
she had a dildo shaped like a dolphin. she will forever be known as Flipper
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
Yeah well, last time I said I wasn't having a big night I was being strangled in somebody's spare bed
I was supposed to go on a date tonight but I cancelled because I found out the Lizzie McGuire movie is on Netflix.
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
Definitely the only person to buy 2 handles a 2 bottles of champagne & 3 thirties while wearing a fanny pack
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
You ever fart so hard it made you cum a little? A "friend of mine" wanted to know.
Randomize
