people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
Jennifer and I just ate like 4 jello shots w/ a guy dressed as inspector gadget. We are still in the capital building btw
I love Texas.
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
turns out they were just sand fleas, not crabs.. thank you random mexican girl from padre who's name i can't pronounce
Just accidentally pinched my dick between two 50 pound dumbbells while doing shoulder shrugs. God hates me.
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
uhh when the x-ray tec was moving your head you licked his hand and meowed.. i think he knew you weren't sober
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
you did that thing you do when youre drunk where you rant about bruce springsteen, start hooking up with someone and then pass out midway through
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
He somehow always manages to get me naked within 5 minutes of being together. It's like fucking witchcraft.
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
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