Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
I think I'm going to start texting all the people that don't want to talk to me
i realized my work ethic and productivity really improves if i masturbate on my lunch break.
Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
i think i just heard my dad finish in the other room...
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
I'm too tired to go all the way tonight, especially if you're going to quote Katy Perry at me during
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
She showed up to the party with a live octopus and a 30 pack that was already half gone
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
My life is like a drunken tornado. All over the place and never passing up fat girls
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
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