so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
Also, that dude projectile vomiting all over the living room was the perfect distraction for me to swipe the booze and run.
I'm all about sex. But even I know there will be a time to retire my junk. And that will be my 40th birthday, or whenever I'm hideous
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
You're like a human soul vacuum cleaner.
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
You were so fucked you introduced me to a pile of Laundry
I wondered why I slept in the front room
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
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