I fell asleep on the toilet again last night...
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
I think forcing your little sister to drink with you on a Wednesday when she has school the next day is the low point of alcoholism.
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
I can always tell its time to do laundry when my vibrator doesn't stay covered up in my sock drawer.
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
In all the years we have had drunk sex, have we ever done it in a bed?
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
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