Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
Coming home soaking wet at three am and trying to convince the front desk man that we came from the library might have worked if I wasn't also roaring at everything.
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
I feel like I'm in a development meeting for a Lifetime original movie.
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
Ooooh no. Jesus take the wheel, or Moses. SOMEBODY TAKE THE WHEEL
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