I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
just found a bag of Oreos in my purse labeled "emergency".
I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
She wouldn't put out on the first date. I think my boner put a hole in my mattress.
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
Dude i woke up today by a pile of fried chicken and wearing a bra
.......stop going to frat parties....
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