you better believe me or I'll punch you in the face
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
Meeting his dad and brother for the first time at the jail while I'm bailing him out ISN'T exactly how I pictured this relationship going....
From what I can tell at a cursory glance, it seems that last night I fell asleep on string cheese and it melted into my bra.
I just wanna say I did some math and I lasted 1,052,000 more minutes than you at the bar before I got kicked out. That's 729 days. Bitch
CALL 911 HAND IS STUCK IN THE GARBAGE DISPOSAL. HELP
Do we still have any pizza left from last night?
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
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