Flowers- 20. Dinner-50. Drinks- 25. Hotel- 150. The look on his face when I tell him I'm on my period? Priceless.
people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
It's like eating cereal and milk but instead of cereal it's gummy bears and instead of milk it's vodka.
Hey just wanted to let you know my nose is broken and I have a fractured wrist. I told you it wasn't a slip and slide.
Dude I didn't think you'd do it. I mean come on, who puts a slip and slide on their driveway?
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
There was a reason God said "Let there be titties" on the Fifth Day.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
Will it make you feel better if we wear the title of dysfunctional fucking roommates? It requires monogamy unless we want to bang someone together.
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
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