i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
there is nothing like a happy birthday present when you wake up with a bow on your vagina.
He asked me if we could throw a lingerie party together so I guess he's single again
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
She told me she gets scared easily and that I had to protect her. Then I made a condom joke that ended up making her cry... All bad dude
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
If you can handle my post-party look you da real MVP
Aww well I’m kinda unsober so probably best
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