I just watched the quarterback of Purdue get shut down by a girl at a bar. not a good omen
This guy just came in and told me how he bought a clock for his cat so his cat can know when he's coming home...
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
afterward, he apologized, hugged me, and then gave me a granola bar and said “this is my apology gift.”
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
Just watched my roommate stuff a sandwich in his pocket because we're out of paper plates.
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
Watching elf, eating a tub of ice cream, and coming to terms with the fact that I haven't had sex in 5 months. Happy fucking holidays.
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
I really hope you didn't eat the bowl of melted vanilla ice cream I left on the coffee table. Because it is not melted vanilla ice cream.
Crust to egg proportion prescribes to a pedantic form of quiche. It's like saying breakfast pizza isn't pizza at all.
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
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