We're like a lot better than the average bears
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
Did I actually say goodbye last night or did I just poison you with vodka and disappear?
How did she break his doorknob?
That was our fault. We put a chair under the doorknob so that she wouldn't wander out of his room in the middle of the night and jump into bed with her ex. But she's stronger than we thought.
Stop leaving me alone with my ex boyfriends after keg challenges. Woke up in his bed covered in what you think would be cum. No...toothpaste. He left a note. "Be home at four. Don't be here when I get back."
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
He stumbled into my room, flopped on my bed, shoes on my pillow and asked me for a juice box. Then fell asleep with the juice box on his forehead.
my dad pointed to my full beer and said drink up we're leaving now.
can you adopt me?
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
He's smoked my weed, stolen my cigarettes, and used my campus cash, but I try to initiate sex and NOWWW he's all "As your RA, that's a line I can't cross"
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