i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
So bad night, ended up beating off to porn and eating Keebler elf cookies.... at the same time :-(
we just saw you getting yelled at by the cops for trying to 'hijack' a street sweeper...how have you not been arrested yet?
I was pretending that it wasn't happening. Until we had to roll down the windows as she was vomiting apologies into a Target bag.
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
Bacon Cheddar rum burgers are as great as they sound. I knew that 100 proof Captain would be good for something other than vomit.
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
What i love about my dog is i can lay in bed and masturbate with him at the foot, and he just leaves me alone.
One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
QUIT STEALING MY PHONE AND SEXTING MY MOM!!!!
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