According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
Is it bad if one of my goals right now is to snort blow through a licorice?
Don't answer that. It is bad.
No more stories ab the wkend for co-workers... No one else found "and I didn't have pants on when I got home Saturday night" as funny as I did.
I just figured out how I'm going to tie you to my bed. Hint: I may have to go to the auto parts store before you get here.
The neighbor just yelled bring me back that big red alien penis.
The girl neighbor.
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
I gave him a BJ and he left. Coincidentally that's the name of my memoir.
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
Whatever you have to do, STALL THEM. Your toothbrush is in the kitchen, my pants are on the balcony, and I don't have eyebrows.
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
He let me share his family pack of hot pockets with him. Chivalry isn't dead after all.
Turns out I made out with a woman dressed as a unicorn here 10 years ago
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