are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
i wish exes would disappear into a world where we never have to deal with them again, and they can just create drama for each other. Then if they wanted to talk to us, they would have to apply to get a "visa" to come back to our world.
Now there's vomit covered trash all over the front lawn. I feel accomplished
Bartending School is so much more enjoyable now that I realized I was in rehab at this time last year.
My asshole is basically a geyser at this point. Minus the excitement. Plus blood.
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
which one of you assholes put my new jeans down the garbage disposal?!
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
I've literally slept one hour I'm honestly just surprised you can insult me this early
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
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