He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
some guy just walked up to the bench i was on, backflipped off of it, gave me his number and walked away....i love this city
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
I think one day, after evolution kicks in, my sons will thank me for having a 3rd ball. That's how much sex I'm having.
I didn't scare your mother by showing up on the roof, did I?
Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
Dude are you alive? We drank shit that made a german bartender blow chunks.
And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
you said I shouldn't try to fill the void in my meaningless life with dicks but i am trying and it totally works
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
I don't want them thinking I'm like, "Mm, yeah, kitchenware in my ass please."
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