well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
I bet i've been more pregnant than you.
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
He just sent me a winky face in the middle of setting up a drug deal. You don't do that.
Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
i'm about to tell me dad "sorry staying in isnt an option. i'm fucking a marine tonight."
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
There is a huge fucking spider in my bathroom....I can just burn our apartment down right? What do you need me to grab?
I just want cinnabon and vodka.
Did I just pee in the Taco Bell parking lot?
Yep. But do you remember wiping with my quesadilla?
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